I wish I could share with you some of the incredibly ridiculous things that I see at work. Oh. I really do. It would be so funny. That right hand emoticon would be on copy-and-paste. But it would be unprofessional. And, my luck, someone would see and recognise their uniquely bizarre behaviour or quotes and know I had shared. It is like thinking that no-one would ever get all their teeth replaced with recycled rubber from tyres, and then someone does, and when you tell someone else about it, that person finds out and is not happy. Ironically, if I go into a cone of silence in a coffee shop or restaurant with a friend, and they ask, 'so tell us some of the weird things that have happened recently', I can never remember them. They do make it easier to get through the day or the night at the time. Them, black humour and a lot of hand gestures.
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