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Thursday, April 3, 2014

Day 308: How Darby Thinks?

Don't you wonder how dogs think? When it comes to Mr Darby Pickles, I think it runs something like this:

Sneaker Thoughts:

Darby: Mmm. Why did V—— come to visit me and then lie down and nap with Charlie? Shouldn't he be playing with me, feeding me treats, taking me for a walk and then sitting on the couch so I can lick his face for a solid ten minutes every twenty minutes, or whenever he talks about Lollii? I will take his sneaker outside.

Negotiates a size eleven sneaker through a size seven dog-door.

Darby: This looks odd by itself. I'll get the other one.

Negotiates another size eleven sneaker through a size seven dog-door.

Darby: The humans are still sleeping. These sneakers smell good. I will eat them seeing as they are already here. Mmm. Tasty insteps. Just like a face, only feetier.

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Compass Points:

Darby: There is no one here whose face I can lick for ten minutes every twenty minutes, or if they talk about Lollii. I'm going to look sideways out of the window from the bed for a little bit. Ahh, soft bed. Maybe a lie down. I need a shoe.

Finds a sandal and places it at a position roughly corresponding to North on the bed.

Darby: I need a shoe.

Finds a slipper and places it at a position roughly corresponding to East on the bed.

Darby: I need a shoe.

Finds a clog and places it at a position roughly corresponding to West on the bed.

Darby: I need a shoe.

Finds a sneaker and places it at a position roughly corresponding to South on the bed.

Darby: Mmm. Smells delightfully shoe-y no matter which way I turn! Who needs face licking anyway.


Channelling Casanova:

Darby: I've sat on people's heads when they're sleeping, been for a walk, eaten breakfast and napped, what should I do next? What's this?

Sniffs at a porcelain cup with a table bouquet in it.

Darby: Mmmm, garden-y. Might just have a chew on this. Oh? Water on that board with all the plugs coming out of it, that shouldn't matter. What's B—— doing?

Walks into the bedroom with a rose in his mouth, leaving behind a strange electrical smell.


The Outfit
Clearing the Closet: It’s time to go green but comfy t-shirt with holes.
T-shirt: Op-shopped
Skirt: Op-shopped
Belt: Thrifted, Savers, Lubbock, Texas
Necklaces: Retail
Socks: Target
Shoes: Swedish Hasbeens


Photographer de Jour: B——


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5 comments:

  1. ahhh, the necklaces! Thanks for sharing with Visible Monday, this outfit makes me smile. xox

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  2. Love the fun colors you chose for your look here. Looks like you are giving Irene the smackdown in the votes tally- nice work! LOL. Thanks for linking up to Manic Monday!
    Gina
    On the Daily Express

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  3. Darby is a dear little Man. He is actually innocent and constantly being "set up" by Lolli as the Patsy.

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  4. Love the boots and socks! Good job Mr. Darby didn't get a hold of those shoes!

    bisous
    Suzanne

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  5. What a fun outfit! I LOVE it when people are not afraid of being who they are through clothes. Thank you for the fun inspiration!

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