The Essendon Football club, James Hird, and their dodgy drug usage.
Kevin Rudd's promises, Tony Abbot's promises, Kevin Rudd's rebukes, Tony Abbot's rebukes, Kevin Rudd's make-up artist.
Things that should at least rate a mention somewhere in the first fourteen pages of the paper:
The alleged 'chemical attack' in Syria.
The stabbing of a Victoria police member.
What does this say about what we, as a society, deem to be important?
Who wore it better?
Love-in-ing today with: